Additionally, it says,”Wood Milk is made from the finest trees grown the old-fashioned way: out of the ground. We think our artisanal blend of trunks, roots and branches will be the only milk you’ll want to drink for the rest of your life” and “… sure, Wood Milk is great for you. But did you know it also tastes like real wood? A world-renowned milk sommelier said of its taste: “With delightful hints of hickory, Wood Milk is even more delicious than it looks.”

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