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Homeless Encampments Submitted for California State Coin Design

By Valerie / April 30, 2024 /

We might see a new $1 dollar coin coming out of California. The governor is asking the public to submit ideas to honor innovation. But some of the suggestions seem to have a stark view on innovation.

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Free Speech Writers Association Cancels Festival and Awards Ceremony Amidst Far Left Boycott

By Valerie / April 30, 2024 /

Leading free speech writers association PEN America has cancelled a major literary festival and awards ceremony amidst a boycott by the pro-Palestine far Left in a further sign of the death of irony. Lionel Shriver writes about the miserable developments in UnHerd.

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Justin’s chair

By Shawna / April 30, 2024 /

Is this Justin Trudeau’s chair?

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Justin’s teleprompter

By Shawna / April 29, 2024 /

Justin Trudeau needs a teleprompter to address his caucus which confirms everything he says is scripted and he doesn’t have an original thought in his empty head.

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Make comedy legal again!

By Valerie / April 28, 2024 /

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld teed off on the political Left during an interview published over the weekend, in which he blamed them for killing comedy on television.

Seinfeld told The New Yorker that in the past nothing has really impacted comedy because people have always needed it.

“They need it so badly and they don’t get it,” he said. “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, “Oh, ‘Cheers’ is on. Oh, ‘M*A*S*H’ is on. Oh, ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ is on. ‘All in the Family’ is on.” You just expected, there’ll be some funny stuff we can watch on TV tonight.”

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The Canadian Dick-tater

By Shawna / April 26, 2024 /

I get my Canadian scoops from @truckdriverpleb. Here’s a old Justin Trudeau meme….

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Canada hosts talks on Global Plastics Treaty

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

A cabal of globalists has descended upon Ottawa to draft an international legally binding Plastics Treaty to force countries to track all plastics on the globe at all times throughout their lifecycle.

Set to be the biggest international agreement since the Paris Agreement of 2015, over 3,500 lobbyists, business tycoons, politicians, scientists, and environmental NGOs arrived at the Shaw Centre in Ottawa this morning for the biggest discussion on the Plastics Treaty since it was

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Home Depot to sell Halloween skeletons earlier than ever

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Home Depot is spooking the calendar with its earlier-than-ever release of Halloween merchandise like its 12-foot skeleton.

Why it matters: The home improvement store chain is the first major retailer to push out fall holiday decor months ahead of summer and earlier than last year.

Driving the news: Starting Thursday, at an undisclosed time, Home Depot said it will hold its first-ever “Halfway to Halloween sale” online with select items from its 2024 Halloween lineup.

This includes a “new and improved” 12-foot skeleton (aka “Skelly”), a new 5-foot skeleton dog, a 7-foot animated LED Frankenstein’s Monster and a 12.5-foot Giant-Sized Inferno Deadwood Skeleton.
Last year, many Halloween products went on sale in July online before landing in stores after Labor Day.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Netflix Thriller ‘Atlas’ Slammed as ‘AI Propaganda’

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Pop star Jennifer Lopez’s Netflix thriller, Atlas — about a scientist who is forced to confront her “deep distrust of artificial intelligence” by turning to AI to help her save humanity — has been slammed as “AI propaganda.”

In the film, Lopez’s character, Atlas Shepherd, is “a brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence,” who “joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past,” Netflix said.

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Nolte: William Shatner Under Fire for ‘AI-Generated’ Album Cover

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Living legend William Shatner xweeted out a copy of his new album Sunday, something called Where Will the Animals Sleep: Songs for Kids and Other Living Things. Immediately, he found himself under social media fire for using what people assumed was AI-generated art on the cover.

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