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Jennifer Lopez’s Netflix Thriller ‘Atlas’ Slammed as ‘AI Propaganda’

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Pop star Jennifer Lopez’s Netflix thriller, Atlas — about a scientist who is forced to confront her “deep distrust of artificial intelligence” by turning to AI to help her save humanity — has been slammed as “AI propaganda.”

In the film, Lopez’s character, Atlas Shepherd, is “a brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence,” who “joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past,” Netflix said.

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Nolte: William Shatner Under Fire for ‘AI-Generated’ Album Cover

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Living legend William Shatner xweeted out a copy of his new album Sunday, something called Where Will the Animals Sleep: Songs for Kids and Other Living Things. Immediately, he found himself under social media fire for using what people assumed was AI-generated art on the cover.

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Megan Thee Stallion Sued by Cameraman for Sexual Harassment, Hostile Work Environment

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Rapper Megan Thee Stallion has been sued by her former camera operator for alleged sexual harassment and for creating an allegedly hostile work environment where he was forced her to watch her having sex in a moving car

Emilio Garcia, the rapper’s former personal camera operator, has claimed that Stallion had sex with another woman in an SUV as she sat “right beside” him while on tour in Spain in June 2022. Per Fox News:

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Report: North Korean Animators May Have Worked on Amazon, HBO Shows

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Washington-based North Korea watchdog group 38 North published a report on Monday suggesting that North Korean animators may have been hired by Western firms to work on their projects in defiance of international sanctions.

One of the projects mentioned by the report was the popular Amazon Prime superhero series Invincible.

The report was based on files procured by 38 North and cybersecurity firm Mandiant from a North Korean cloud server late last year. The server, discovered by a Boston-area amateur sleuth named Nick Roy, was seemingly abandoned but still accessible. Its security software was not properly configured, allowing anyone to view its contents without a password.

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Taylor Swift Faces Racial, Gender Backlash for Singing She Would Like to Have Lived in 1830’s

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

The woke mob is turning on Taylor Swift for her new song “I Hate It Here” in which she sings that she would have liked to have lived in the 1830’s.

A growing number of online commenters have called out Swift for minimizing slavery and female oppression — even though Swift caveats her choice by referencing both subjects. One commenter even admonished Swift for being insufficiently “intersectional” in her activism.

Taylor Swift released “I Hate It Here” last week with the surprise drop of her new album The Tortured Poets Department.

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Rapper Meek Mill Says Hummer EV Brake Pedal Failed Before Crash: It Almost Killed Me

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Rapper Meek Mill says he wishes he never bought his new Hummer Electric Vehicle because, he says, it almost killed him.

The Dreamchasers rapper had posted about his auto wreck back in March when he posted a photo of the smashed-up Hummer.

But now he is going into more detail on what he claims happened, saying that the brake pedal fell off and adding that the car even started driving forward when it was supposed to be in park, TMZ reported.

Mill, who was pardoned by PA Democrat Gov. Tom Wolfe last year on drug charges, also said that even the airbags did not deploy when the brake pedal fell off and he smashed the front end.

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Department of Bad Ideas: Flamethrowing Robot Dog Can Torch Anything in Its Path

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

n a bizarre twist that seems straight out of a dystopian sci-fi movie, U.S. residents can now legally purchase a flame-throwing robot dog named Thermonator for just under $10,000.

AutoEvolution reports that Ohio-based Throwflame, the oldest flamethrower manufacturer in the United States, has introduced Thermonator, a robot dog equipped with a flamethrower capable of shooting flames up to 30 feet. The company, known for its unique products, is now offering the Thermonator for sale in all states except Maryland and California, where flamethrowers are restricted.

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Beijing half marathon winner stripped of medal after video shows competitors allowing Chinese runner to win The three runners from Africa were supposed to run only as pacemakers

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Beijing half marathon winner stripped of medal after video shows competitors allowing Chinese runner to win
The three runners from Africa were supposed to run only as pacemakers

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Double trans rapist Isla Bryson SLAMS prison service ‘transphobia’ after being ‘unable to wear make up’

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

Bryson claimed that despite being on testosterone blockers, having breasts, and not ‘sound[ing] like a man any more’, staff ‘refused’ to provide female toiletries and makeup

Isla Bryson, the transgender double rapist controversially placed in a women’s prison last year, has claimed to be the victim of “misgendering”, “hate crime”, and “transphobia” in prison.

Bryson – born Adam Graham – had been charged in 2019 with sex offences against two women before transitioning in 2020, but was remanded to female-only HMP Cornton Vale under Scottish Prison Service SPS guidance that, for trans people, “establishment allocation should usually be the new gender in which they are living”.

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Canadian military to destroy 11,000 Second World War-era pistols The move comes as the Canadian Forces confirmed it has received the final deliveries of a new 9-mm pistol as part of a $19.4-million project.

By Valerie / April 24, 2024 /

The Canadian military plans to destroy 11,000 of its Second World War-era pistols by the end of this year.

The move comes as the Canadian Forces confirmed it has received the final deliveries of a new 9-mm pistol as part of a $19.4-million project.

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The military purchased the Sig Sauer P320, which is being distributed to units. It replaces the Browning Hi-Power pistol that has been used by the Canadian Forces for decades.

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