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hilliwack School District Superintendent Rohan Arul-pragasam confirmed in an email Friday (June 9) that SD33 will ban the use of dunk tanks for fundraising purposes due to what it calls racism surrounding its historical practices.
“We would like to inform you that, with immediate effect, the Chilliwack School District has implemented a decision prohibiting the use of dunk tanks on school district property,” Arul-pragasam wrote in an email to SD33 staff. “This decision stems from our recent awareness of the racist origins associated with the dunk tank game. We understand that this prompt action may have an impact on events that have already been planned, and we sincerely appreciate your understanding and cooperation in complying with this decision. Thanks. Rohan.”
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Read MoreAccording to recently released industry data, Modelo Especial is now the number one beer in the United States, with sales surpassing $333 million for the month of May. Other top sellers include Michelob Ultra ($267.6 million), Coors Light ($241 million), and Miller Lite ($216.4 million). Modelo is a Pilsner-style Mexican lager first brewed in the 1920s. It has been one of the best-selling imported beers in the U.S. for decades. Constellation Brands owns the rights to Modelo in the U.S. The company has faced multiple lawsuits from Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB InBev), which owns Bud Light and also owns Modelo outside of the U.S.
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Read MoreAmid plummeting sales figures, Bud Light is tripling down on its support for the LGBT agenda by seemingly sponsoring an all-ages “pride” event in Northern Arizona this month. “Pride in the Pines” is set to take place on June 17 in Flagstaff at Thorpe Park on 560 N. Thorpe Road. Billed as “family friendly” and a “safe space” that’s open to the public, the event’s website reminds attendees in bold lettering that nudity is not permitted. Tickets range from $20 to $100.
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Read MoreLaughter is great medicine – Watch JP Sears and Brett Cooper have some fun with some of today’s issues.
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Read MoreOrganisers of the Tour de France cycling classic have drawn up a host of new coronavirus protocols for the 2023 edition of the event in a return to impositions for riders and team officials not seen since the height of the pandemic.
The new rules include – but are not limited to – impositions on riders, team staff and officials who are set to wear face masks at sign-on and in the team paddock, while riders will be banned from signing autographs, eating out or taking selfies with fans.
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Read MoreA Citroen 2CV made of wood, thought to be the only one of its kind, has sold for 210,000 euros ($225,000) at auction in France, setting a new price record for the iconic vehicle.
The car, in full working order and registered in France, beat expectations when it went under the hammer in the central town of Tours on Sunday.
The body of the 2CV was hand-crafted out of wood with the same famous curves as the post-war French classic.
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Read MoreThe White House has been accused of “elder abuse” after Joe Biden fell over again at a graduation ceremony.
The US President stumbled over a sandbag after two hours on stage at the service academy in Colorado Springs on Thursday.
The 80-year-old did not appear hurt by the fall and continued to stand until the ceremony’s conclusion, according to the White House pool.
Speaking on GB News, political commentator Paul Duddridge says the fall is a concerning development as Biden faces increasing questions over his health.
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Read MoreActress and climate activist, Jane Fonda, finally discovered what’s causing so-called climate change, unloading the information at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.
It’s because of men and racism, Fonda seriously said.
“This is serious,” she said. “We’ve got about seven, eight years to cut ourselves in half of what we use of fossil fuels, and unfortunately, the people that have the least responsibility for it are hit the hardest, the Global South, people on islands, poor people of colour. It is a tragedy that we have to absolutely stop. We have to arrest and jail those men. They’re all men behind this.”
“On one side, people believe those born as men competing against people born as women is inherently unfair. On the other side, you’re a transphobe if you’re on the first side. As with any of the great debates of our generation, there’s always South Park to respectfully air both sides of the argument.”
On a recent episode of Fox & Friends Weekend, hosts Will Cain and Brian Hegseth revealed President Joe Biden is given cheat sheets to guide him through press conferences and other public appearances.
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