Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-KY) annual Festivus Waste Report released Monday targeted taxpayer-subsidized flood insurance for which some of the most loved (and loathed) celebrities are eligible.

The Senator’s report never disappoints, highlighting absurd and bizarre projects funded by taxpayers which this year included securing the Paraguayan border, studies on lonely rats and their relationship to cocaine, and “various magical projects.”

This year, with Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy leading President-elect Donald Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), the report’s many fans are more hopeful than ever for progress eliminating and reforming Paul’s favorite targets.