OTTAWA – In the wake of Pierre Poilievre condemning “radical gender ideology” at an event in Richmond Hill, Canadian newspapers, radio shows and evening news broadcasters swear they’re gonna start talking about this once they finish their latest story on the fact that Justin Trudeau’s government is, according to polls, not very popular at the moment.

“Pierre Poilievre using the language of far-right, transphobic politicians from America is certainly concerning and worthy of attention,” said CTV news host Omar Sachedina. “But we just got a new poll showing the Liberals doing slightly worse than yesterday’s poll, so obviously that is our top story.”

“Sure there isn’t an election scheduled anytime soon but a government that’s been in power 8 years losing support is clearly more important than the Prime Minister in waiting suggesting that he will stop educational programs that acknowledge Trans people exist.”